Golfing Jokes - Dilwyn Phillips
No. of pages: 128
A collection of anecdotes, jokes and humorous tales relating to the game of golf, covering the subjects of Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden, Titters on the Tee, Fourballs, Mixed Fours, Caddies, the 19th Hole and some general facts and fiction. Tiger Woods also gets a mention.
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